The Twelve Days Of Star Wars Christmas

With just twelve days left until Christmas Eve, it's time to start thinking about how to "Warsify" your holiday merriment. One great place to start is with the songs you'll be singing. ForceCast listener Tim Balko dusted off the famous song The Twelve Days of Christmas and replaced partridges, maids-a-milking, and the like with Star Wars terms. What he produced is an instant holiday classic. Sing it when you go caroling! Sing it when you're decorating the tree! Sing it repeatedly after you finish re-watching The Star Wars Holiday Special!

Check out the email Tim sent us, then scroll down for the lyrics.

Hey Jimmy & Jason,

Its just 12 Days until Christmas and that means its time for:

THE TWELVE DAYS OF STAR WARS CHRISTMAS!!!

I put this together as a thank you to you guys for all you do for us fans!! My story is like so many others out there whose fandom was at an all-time low until one day my younger brother turned me on to the Force Cast. He told me 'Its just a couple of fans talking about Star Wars, and they have cool guests and its a lot of fun. They even have an APP with all the episodes!'. Boy was he right, and Ive been listening ever since! You helped wake the sleeping giant that is my love for everything Star Wars!! Thanks again, keep up the good work and to you and yours Id like to wish you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy, healthy New Year in a galaxy far far away!! And remember,

The Force will be with you. Always!

-Tim Balko
(AKA: Porkins1981)

Thanks Tim! Happy holidays to you and your family as well, and thanks for the lyrics!

Check out Tim's revised version of The Twelve Days of Christmas below. Click each picture for a bigger view.

1. On the first Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

A Palpatine Decorating a tree

2. On the Second Day of Christmas my true love gave me:

Two Chewbacca's,
and a Palpatine Decorating a tree!

3. On the Third Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

Three Deady-Jedi,
Two Chewbacca’s, and a Palpatine decorating a tree!

4. On the Fourth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

Yoda Dressed as Santa,
Three Deady-Jedi, Two Chewbacca’s, and a Palpatine decorating a tree!

5. On the Fifth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

FIVE X-WINGS!!!
Yoda Dressed as Santa, Three Deady-Jedi, Two Chewbacca’s, and a Palpatine decorating a tree!

6. On the Sixth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

Six Slave Leia’s Pillow Fighting
FIVE X-WINGS!!!
Yoda Dressed as Santa, Three Deady-Jedi, Two Chewbacca’s, and a Palpatine decorating a tree!

7. On the Seventh Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

Seven Dianoga’s Swimming,
Six Slave Leia’s Pillow Fighting,
FIVE X-WINGS!!!
Yoda Dressed as Santa, Three Deady-Jedi, Two Chewbacca’s, and a Palpatine decorating a tree!

8. On the Eighth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

Aunt Beru Blue-Milking,
Seven Dianoga’s Swimming, Six Slave Leia’s Pillow Fighting,
FIVE X-WINGS!!!
Yoda Dressed as Santa, Three Deady-Jedi, Two Chewbacca’s, and a Palpatine decorating a tree!

9. On the Ninth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

Storm Troopers Dancing,
Aunt Beru Blue-Milking, Seven Dianoga’s Swimming, Six Slave Leia’s Pillow Fighting,
FIVE X-WINGS!!!
Yoda Dressed as Santa, Three Deady-Jedi, Two Chewbacca’s, and a Palpatine decorating a tree!

10. On the Tenth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

Dark Lords a Leaping,
Storm Troopers Dancing, Aunt Beru Blue-Milking, Seven Dianoga’s Swimming, Six Slave Leia’s Pillow Fighting,
FIVE X-WINGS!!!
Yoda Dressed as Santa, Three Deady-Jedi, Two Chewbacca’s, and a Palpatine decorating a tree!

11. On the Eleventh Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

Eleven Biths Piping,
Dark Lords a Leaping, Storm Troopers Dancing, Aunt Beru Blue-Milking, Seven Dianoga’s Swimming, Six Slave Leia’s Pillow Fighting,
FIVE X-WINGS!!!
Yoda Dressed as Santa, Three Deady-Jedi, Two Chewbacca’s, and a Palpatine decorating a tree!

12. On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

Twelve Weequay’s Drumming,
Eleven Biths Piping, Dark Lords a Leaping, Storm Troopers Dancing, Aunt Beru Blue-Milking, Seven Dianoga’s Swimming, Six Slave Leia’s Pillow Fighting,
FIVE X-WINGS!!!
Yoda Dressed as Santa, Three Deady-Jedi, Two Chewbacca’s, and a Palpatine decorating a tree!!!!!

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